One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Randomize
