How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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