Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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