Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Semen is not good for contacts.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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