the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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