last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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