Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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