After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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