Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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