I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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