I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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