Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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