quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
How naked do you want me to be?
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