dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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