Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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