I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize
