omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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