Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Randomize
