Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Found the puke drawer
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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