my soul wont recognize me after tonight
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Randomize
