her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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