is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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