Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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