I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
where am i from again
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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