Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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