Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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