They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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