i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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