hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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