Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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