Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
it hurts more in the daytime
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
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