can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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