i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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