This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Randomize