.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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