I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Randomize
