let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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