I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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