do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Of course I have a pirate flag
Holy shit dude........stairs
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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