My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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