i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
do nipples grow back?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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