I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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