We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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