Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
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