is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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