Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
