she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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