Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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