she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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