You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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