They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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