she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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