...so i touched it.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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