Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
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